Life lessons from Shakespeare
Romeo And Juliet
Say boys and you're saying unpredictable behavior. Right before kneeling in front of Juliet, Romeo was madly in love with Rosaline.
Also, make sure your lover is really dead before killing yourself over it.
Hamlet
If your girlfriend is acting weird, singing and throwing flowers all over the place, stop obsessing over your father's murder for a second and ask her if she's ok.
The Merchant Of Venice
Don't take that loan if the lender claims a ‘pound of flesh’ if you can't repay it.
Othello
Don't believe anyone that's telling you that your significant one is cheating on you. Ask, check, think before making a fatal mistake.
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Don't act desperate and remember that love potions don't work as they're supposed to. He only likes you if he likes you. If he doesn't like you, he doesn't like you – as simple as that.
Romeo And Juliet, Much Ado About Nothing, A Winter's Tale and so on
Never ever fake your death. It doesn't work as you expect. It will go bad in all the cases.
Macbeth
If you feel like killing your boss, remember that it's not a good idea. Even if your wife asks you nicely.
