20s: expectation vs. reality

1.Everything you do makes sense.

In your head.

2.You're saving your money.

For booze.

3.You know the importance of good health.

All too well.

4.All your decorations are hand-picked. 

5.When you run out of clean clothes you do laundry.

You buy new clothes.

6.After a party, you are creative with sleeping arrangements.

7.You say you drink coffee.

But you really drink frappucinos.

8.Your car is in great condition.

Except when that weird light comes on. And you never get it checked.

9.You are not lazy.

You just like a good challenge. 

10.You eat healthy.

But don't waste food.

But it's ok. Because you'll get there one day.